Soon to be in English

Postad July 27, 2007 under Knews, Information

Worldwide international and freshly thinking shit
Yes, it’s the new shit. The international language of communication, worldwide.
Kimpa.se is proud to make the big step in to the future of communication.
We’re sneaking our wisdom in to your sofa. Bigger, faster and in the international language of the world!
The international language probably isn’t english but kroppslanguage, but eftersom this is a website and the communication in such a language as kroppslanguage would be rather complicated and not too fast, we stick to the next best thing.

The English
Invented by the english people in the seventeenth century* in the landsbygd, probably without the knowlege of being the biggest language in a nation built on dead indians and sprit. It got through though. It, later on, got to be the shiet.
The english language probably got as big as it is because the french was too hard to understand (except for toalett, baguett och balett [haha balle]).

It’s Really Really Easy
The english language is really, really easy to understand because we, here in sweden, has the same understanding of the weather as the english noble people. Much better teeth and good looking, but all the same. We also have a lot of lonewords that we lonat from the english people on obestämd time. It does not cost you anything to make a loan on words. It’s like downloada free music on the internet (not that we here on kimpa.se is doing criminal things like that, no way).
The english international, worldwide language of communication is a really, really good thing to use if we want to bredden our readerkrets, and that we want to do!

Kimpa.se, the international blocksmeller!
More to cum.

*Probably because of boredom, bad weather and lack of arms after all the ferocious battles