Dripping sounds ring out in the barroom night
Enter Andreas Linden from the upper hall.
He sees the fat clown in a pool of pee,
Cries out, my god, they pissed them all!
Here comes the story of the Pissin Dane,
The man the authorities came to blame
For somethin that he had done.
Really named Kimpa, but now he’s known as
The pissin dane of the world.
Three bodies lyin there does Andy see
And another man named Rasmus, movin around mysteriously.
I didnt do it, he says, and he throws up his hands
I was only pissin the register, I hope you understand.
I saw them leavin, he says, and he stops
One of us had better call up the cops.
And so Andy calls the cops
And they arrive on the scene with their blue lights flashin
In the wet Jonkoping night.
Meanwhile, far away in another part of town
Ludde and a couple of friends are drivin around.
Number one contender for the Siepen-lookalike crown
Had no idea what kinda shit was about to go down
When a cop pulled him over to the side of the road
Just like the time before and the time before that.
In paterson thats just the way things go.
If youre blonde you might as well not show up on the street
less you wanna get pissin wet.
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Say what?


Fina fisken
Get a room mate
I AM THE PISSIN DANE!