Omegle, http://omegle.com/, heter en tjänst där du trycker på en knapp o sen ansluts du till en annan slumpad människa som också tryckt på en knapp. Sen chattar man. Fruktansvärt roligt.
Stranger är den andre.
You är jag.
O texten till Suzanne Vegas låt Luka är fetmarkerad. Jag är så makalöst lättroad:
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi, my name is Luka
Stranger: My name is Ana
You: I live on the second floor
Stranger: I live in the firts floor
You: kool!
You: I live upstairs from you!
Stranger: yeah…I don’t think so
Stranger: where are you form?
Stranger: from, I mean
You: Sweden.
You: I think you’ve seen me before?
Stranger: I don’t know
Stranger: I live in Argentina, so, I don’t think so
You: Ok. But If you hear something late at night, Some kind of trouble, Some kind of fight, Just don’t ask me what it was. Ok?
You: Argentina, beautiful country!
You: Would love to go there sometime and do some hiking
You: Im from Sweden
Stranger: Cool…I’ve never been to Sweden
Stranger: I think it must be a beautiful place
You: It sure is. Now when the spring comes along its sure is beautiful.
Stranger: I’ve only been out of Argentina twice. I went to Brazil and to Disneyland, in the US
You: :). Im going to south america someday for sure. But not right now. I think it’s ’cause I’m clumsy. I try not to talk too loud. Maybe it’s because I’m crazy?
Stranger: What does clumsy means?
You: Like you fail at easy tasks. Like Goofy on Disneyland
Stranger: OIC
You: ?
Stranger: OIC = Oh I see
You: Do you have mandatory military service in Argentina?
You: We have, and I ran away after 6 months. But i try not to act too proud. They only hit until you cry. And after that you don’t ask why. You just don’t argue anymore.
Stranger: OMG…like, really?
You: Yes I think I’m okay. I walked into the door again.
You: How old are you and male/female?
Stranger: I’m 21, female
You: kool! Im 25, male
You: Well, if you ask that’s what I’ll say. And it’s not your business anyway. I guess I’d like to be alone. With nothing broken, nothing thrown, you know? Just don’t ask me how I am.
You: Do you like music my dear friend?
Stranger: Yes, very much. And you? What kind of music do you like?
You: Suzanne Vega, Led Zeppelin, Leonard Cohen, Neil young, Bob Dylan, The Doors, Suzanne Vega
You: and then some 
You: And you?
Stranger: I like Led Zeppelin and Bob Dylan too. I also like Coldplay, and others…
You: OK. Im also a reggae fan, you like it?
Stranger: yeah, a little bit, not my favorite kind of music, but I like it
You: kool!
Stranger: Hey, I’ve to go now
Stranger: bye
You: Ok. bye!
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